what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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