Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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