You surviving the open bar?
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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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