even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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