ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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