I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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