I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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