just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.