Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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