My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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