My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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