So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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