As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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