Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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