what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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