If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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