The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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