I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
