I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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