Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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