Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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