all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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