I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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