we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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