After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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