Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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