East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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