is your mom at the bar?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
birth control should be required to get into college
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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