How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Randomize