we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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