Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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