He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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