Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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