would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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