Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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