I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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