So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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