I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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