I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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