I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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