Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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