Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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