this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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