Can Purell be used as lube?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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