Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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