She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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