There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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