Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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