I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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