one might say we're banned from that church
I think my fart just growled at me.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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