what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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