she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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