I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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