Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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