Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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