i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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